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Okay Boys, the Knife is Already Waiting​.​.​.

by NBC+E

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Jesus on the Supercross 06:34
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Regimental blackguards sucking paint off of their Hitler statues Mistook a bloke for Jesus Christ, They'll crucify their neighbors for his lies... Jesus on the Supercross Supersize your savior! Oh, oh, Be on your best behavior... Oh no, they're comin' for me now Oh yeah, They got their bibles out, they got their bibles out... Jesus on the Supercross Supersize your Savior Jesus on the Supercross Be on your best behavior! Every narcissist in government is a puppet plaything Growing on the string of a greedy war machine All that filthy lucre only leads to one thing Only leads to one thing Oh no, no, no, no, no... Jesus on the Supercross Put your hands together Jesus on the Supercross In whatever weather, you can see forever I can see forever... Walking down the street one day, I thought I heard a woman say, "Get on your knees and pray, you're a sinner!" I said, "Lady, you don't know my shit" She said, "What the fuck, you are in it!" I said, "Oh, no, no, no, Your God is not my God, That filthy lucre That filthy lucre THAT FILTHY LUCRE!"
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Jordan 11:18
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American Idle (I will eat your c*m) 04:29
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Breaking out of my shell I find myself on the couch again Phone in my hand, 15 apps open (not such a big deal) Turn on the TV, scroll through the Netflix menu For the next hour and a half Without watching anything So we waste our days, lazing away Like snakes under a violet light But when our youth is gone, How will we go on? How will we go on? (I will eat your cum, I will eat your cum) My best friend sucking on my dick Only, it's just my imagination? I dunno, I been looking at furry porn for too long, too long (oh, you watch gay porn now, too?) Something inside me says, "It's time for a change, it's time for a change!" But I don't know if I'm ready foe it yet... (eating cum, yeah, eating cum...) So we waste our days, lazing away Like snakes under a violet light But when our youth is gone, How will we go on? How will we go on? (I will eat your cum, I will eat your cum) (I will eat my own cum, I will eat my own cum?) I'll be there when you need me, Swimming around in your balls... (I will eat your cum)
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Low Overhead 04:37
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(I Killed) Shinzo Abe 03:24
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Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyeball (parts I-V) 11:45
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"Hey, Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyeball!" "Actually, my friends just call me Jonathan." I. Ива́ново де́тство JOHNNY! HE'S GOT A KNIFE IN THE EYE YOU SEE ME, HE WONDERS WHY I'M SELLING SO MANY FUCKING CAKES AND PIES I'M A BAKER, I LIVE IN THE SKY AAAAAAGHHHHH!! OH MY GOD, JOHNNY HE'S MY FRIEND, HE'S MY FRIEND, HE'S MY FRIEND, AND I AM ALSO HIM... Johnny Knife! Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyeball goes Stabbing people in the eyeballs 'cause He wants to stab eyeballs out ...I don't know why! Gotta figure it out... JOHNATHAN Listen, this is Johnny's mom! I've been waiting for him to come home and do the dishes I mean, I told him so many fucking times... If you don't come back, you're grounded, young man! I know you're 31 years old, but you haven't moved outta my house My house, My rules Stop selling fucking fake Rolex watches to kids at the trailer park Come back home, I need somebody to play videogames with. I'm Johnny;s mom!!! (Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyeball Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyes Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyeball He got his name from stabbing someone in the eyes Who did he stab in the eyeball? It was his lawyer who was gonna get him out of prison But they never got him out, 'cause he didn't know what to do Because his offense was so specific And they hadn't dealt with it in person before But maybe they read about it in school Or at some point in the lawbook that they had to memorize for court. Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyeball...) Hey, Johnny, it's me, Old Man Johnny Knife! I'm still out buyin' cigarettes I haven't come back in 15 years, because none of these places have the cigarettes I'm lookin' for. (Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyeball's dad Never came back from taking cigarettes) Found myself out in Las Vegas... (He used to be a musician in Las Vegas And it didn't go as well as he hoped But he was able to support himself for the most part Except also having to become a bartender And finding illicit ways of making extra money So he had to compromise his position of morality) I wanted you! I wanted you to stab out every eyeball (All the children's eyeballs?) It was my big dream, that's why I named you Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyeball. (His dream) And now, I'm on my way back home, son! I'm on my way back home, son... I miss my Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyeball! Johnny, won't you please come home? Your mom keeps calling me... (Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyeball's dad Also wanted him to be called "Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyeball") II. Total Ass Retain It's the tragic story of Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyeball Let me lull you to sleep and tell you about Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyeball The sweetest man who ever lived, Until his dad convinced him to start stabbing people in the eyeball. Let me read you the story called "The Dumbest Story": Johnny Knife-in-the-Eyeball. III. I Get Down, I Get Further Down IV. Seasons of Johnny V. Spicy Chile (Slight Return)
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A Bun in the Oven 06:03
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(I'M HUNGRY FOR BREAKFAST! PANCAKES FROM HIS COCK!!) Prayed for a bun in the oven, Lord, how did it come to this? Gave my wife a yeast infection, Now she left me for my cousin Can't even take a piss Without thinking of what I've become Seal it with a kiss I'm contemplating baking some... Oh, father of bread rolls! Oh, mother of sourdough! House of Pancakes, where are you now...? If I release it with my hand If I pour it in a pan Has my miracle just begin? Will God grant me a doughy son? WILL GOD GRANT ME A DOUGHY SON?? Breaking bread in a broken home, I prayed for a bun in the oven...
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Shit Stinks (Send Nudes) 08:45
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Another damned record from these guys (number 12, in fact). What more could you ask for? (Edward helped)

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released November 27, 2023

All tracks (Jorgensen/Sheffield/Selph/Salbacka)

Nico - guitar, vocals, the drums
Brian - bass, guitar, vocals
Carl - vocals, sax, guitar, bass, synth programming
Edward - the drums, vocals, guitar

Recorded live at Jeremy's C*m Cave
Engineered and mixed by Nicolas Jorgensen
Additional ruination by Carl Salbacka
Design and photography by Carl
Woodcuts by Albrecht Dürer

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