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Latchkey kid
All alone with the TV
Latchkey!
All I got's the Nickelodeon
I tried to commit suicide when I was only five years old
Because I watched too much TV
Took myself into the bathtub
Tried to climb down the drain to meet Mario
Social problem
Social problem
Getting on the computer
Before I was allowed
I looked up every dirty website
And clicked every popup
By the age of ten, I was fully degenerated mentally
I couldn't even speak
In anything other than the code from the Matrix
You know what else happened?
I ate my parents
Because I rented a video that showed somebody doing that
Brain like a sponge,
Brain like a sponge,
Heart like a truncheon
Heart like a truncheon
I only bludgeon
Brain like a sponge...
Thank you, Tipper Gore!
You're my hero
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Comin' Down
03:58
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Brian's Pussy
02:00
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Lonesome Cowboy
04:06
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Poo'd Vibrations
03:07
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I don't know why
I haven't pooped in near a week
I don't know how I'll find relief
I've tried every cure I can think of
Milk of magnesia
Dulcolax chocolate and vanilla
Exlax marks the spot
Oh, my nerves are shot
Sitting on the pot
(doo, doo, doo, doo)
(He hasn't pooped in weeks!)
(He hasn't pooped in weeks!)
Come on, come on
I need a bowel movement to come along
I strain and I squeeze
Still, my digestive system hasn't found release
It's hard, so hard
(do doo-doo, do doo-doo)
With a snap, it's coming around
Gonna crap all over this town
[unintelligible] without making a sound
Gonna paint this whole town brown
Gonna burn this fucker down
(Get on the open road)
(Let it all fly out the back of your motorcycle seat, boy)
(Freedom is what you need! Freedom is what you need)
(To let all the feces out. Better some Exlax...)
Oh, oh, poop is coming
Oh, oh, poop is coming
Oh, oh, poop is coming
And I'm all right now
Someday, I don't know
A-poopin' I will go...
(Life's so hard when you're constipated)
(You don't want to do anything at all)
(You don't want to do anything)
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Ladies' Man
04:48
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Call of Duty
03:07
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Consumer Song
06:12
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Sick Groove [skit]
01:58
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Talk to Me (About Death)
03:00
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The Dweeb's Dream
11:43
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