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From Seven to Eleven

by NBC

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Latchkey kid All alone with the TV Latchkey! All I got's the Nickelodeon I tried to commit suicide when I was only five years old Because I watched too much TV Took myself into the bathtub Tried to climb down the drain to meet Mario Social problem Social problem Getting on the computer Before I was allowed I looked up every dirty website And clicked every popup By the age of ten, I was fully degenerated mentally I couldn't even speak In anything other than the code from the Matrix You know what else happened? I ate my parents Because I rented a video that showed somebody doing that Brain like a sponge, Brain like a sponge, Heart like a truncheon Heart like a truncheon I only bludgeon Brain like a sponge... Thank you, Tipper Gore! You're my hero
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Comin' Down 03:58
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I don't know why I haven't pooped in near a week I don't know how I'll find relief I've tried every cure I can think of Milk of magnesia Dulcolax chocolate and vanilla Exlax marks the spot Oh, my nerves are shot Sitting on the pot (doo, doo, doo, doo) (He hasn't pooped in weeks!) (He hasn't pooped in weeks!) Come on, come on I need a bowel movement to come along I strain and I squeeze Still, my digestive system hasn't found release It's hard, so hard (do doo-doo, do doo-doo) With a snap, it's coming around Gonna crap all over this town [unintelligible] without making a sound Gonna paint this whole town brown Gonna burn this fucker down (Get on the open road) (Let it all fly out the back of your motorcycle seat, boy) (Freedom is what you need! Freedom is what you need) (To let all the feces out. Better some Exlax...) Oh, oh, poop is coming Oh, oh, poop is coming Oh, oh, poop is coming And I'm all right now Someday, I don't know A-poopin' I will go... (Life's so hard when you're constipated) (You don't want to do anything at all) (You don't want to do anything)
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Ladies' Man 04:48
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Call of Duty 03:07
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Recorded live, December 20, 2021,
from seven to eleven p.m. in Jeremy's C** Cave

Released in honor of the birth of NJ

The earth is a tomb.

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released January 13, 2023

All songs written and performed by NBC (Jorgensen/Sheffield/Salbacka):
Nico - most handsome
Brian - most poetic
Carl - most annoying

Produced in absentia by Doctor 07
Engineered by Nickie Jor
Mixed by Carl

Sonnet by Brian
"The Gates of Hell" by Auguste Rodin

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