I don't know why
I haven't pooped in near a week
I don't know how I'll find relief
I've tried every cure I can think of
Milk of magnesia
Dulcolax chocolate and vanilla
Exlax marks the spot
Oh, my nerves are shot
Sitting on the pot
(doo, doo, doo, doo)
(He hasn't pooped in weeks!)
(He hasn't pooped in weeks!)
Come on, come on
I need a bowel movement to come along
I strain and I squeeze
Still, my digestive system hasn't found release
It's hard, so hard
(do doo-doo, do doo-doo)
With a snap, it's coming around
Gonna crap all over this town
[unintelligible] without making a sound
Gonna paint this whole town brown
Gonna burn this fucker down
(Get on the open road)
(Let it all fly out the back of your motorcycle seat, boy)
(Freedom is what you need! Freedom is what you need)
(To let all the feces out. Better some Exlax...)
Oh, oh, poop is coming
Oh, oh, poop is coming
Oh, oh, poop is coming
And I'm all right now
Someday, I don't know
A-poopin' I will go...
(Life's so hard when you're constipated)
(You don't want to do anything at all)
(You don't want to do anything)
credits
from From Seven to Eleven,
released January 13, 2023
Nick - drums, vocal
Brian - bass
Carl - vocal, guitar, etc.
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